18 June, 2012

such an awkward little conversation

kalian pasti tau yang namanya omegle. 
itu tempat dimana kita bertemu random stranger to have some awkward little conversation.
mo suka ketemu yang aneh aneh disitu. mo paling sebel kalo ketemu orang bokep disitu. kalo udah gitu langsung mo diskonekin -_____- karena bete.
tapi ada juga orang baik kadang disitu gasemuanya bokep dan gabener kok.
kalo iseng mo suka buka itu, buat apa ? buat belajar bahasa inggris -____-
aneh ya ? abis mo gasuka les formal gitu yang kerjanya cuman bikin essay.
kayak sore ini, mo ketemu seorang bule aneh. dan terjadilah conversation gajelas kaya dibawah ini.


You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: asl ?
Stranger: stop
Stranger: just stop
Stranger: with the fucking asl thing
Stranger: so unoriginal
You: .___________________________________________________.
Stranger: just bring it up casually
Stranger: in conversation
You: ._______________________________________________________________________________________.
Stranger: don't just start off
You: hi i'm whale
Stranger: like
Stranger: asl?/
Stranger: asl???
You: .__________________________________________.
Stranger: HELLO NICE TO MEET YOU
Stranger: THIS IS DOG
Stranger: I PEED ON THE CARPET
You: hi dog. can you do this ?? ._______________.
You: .--------------------------.
Stranger: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
You: .______________________.
Stranger: NO
You: .---------------------------.
Stranger: I AM DOG
You: haha booger
Stranger: TREATS???!!!
You: there's booger in your nose
Stranger: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
Stranger: *runs in circle*
Stranger: IS IT OFF? IS IT OFF?
You: nooo it's still there, wait, i'll call my friend to take it off just wait *run
Stranger: I SHALL WAIT FOR YOU HERE
Stranger: BECAUSE I AM DOG
Stranger: AND I LOVE YOU
You: *sigh* here i bring bella swan for you, she'll take it off poker face-ly she's the best in this thing
Stranger: BELLA SWAN?? IS THAT A TREAT?? TREATS!!!
You: no she's real !!! just see her poker face. it feels so real
Stranger: HI BELLA
Stranger: I JUST MET YOU
Stranger: AND THIS IS CRAZY
Stranger: BUT I AM DOG
Stranger: AND I LOVE YOU
You: who are you ? =..= sorry, short-term memory
Stranger: I AM DOG
You: hi dog. i'm whale can you do this ? .________________.
You: .-----------------.
You: .__________.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I AM DOG
Stranger: I SHALL TRY
Stranger: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU WHALE
You: yes you should try !! it's fun !!
why do you love me anyway ?? ._________.
Stranger: :-----------v------------:
Stranger: BECAUSE I AM DOG
Stranger: "___________V_____________"
You: what the fuck did you do ?? .__________.
You: you fail dog !! fail...
Stranger: MY NOSE IS SHAPED LIKE A V
Stranger: BECAUSE I AM DOG
Stranger: *whine*
You: it's more look like a \o/
You: you're a dog but you don't know how your nose looks like
You: i know how my nose...... okay i don't have nose *sigh*
Stranger: I AM A BAD DAG. BAD. I SHALL SIT HERE QUIETLY NOW
Stranger: IT'S OKAY WHALE
Stranger: *boop*
You: thanks dog .____.
You: btw what's a bad dog do usually ?
Stranger: *tucks tail between legs* *droops ears* *whines* *puppy eyes*
You: awwwww really hardcore....
You: you know what a bad whale usually do ??
You: we poop anywhere we want.
You: is it sounds bad ?
Stranger: POOP EVERYWHERE. YES. I UNDERSTAND
You: haha you did it too ?? .________.
Stranger: I AM DOG. YES.
You: yeaaaah we're a perfect partner !!
You: dog........
Stranger: YES WHALE?
You: do you have mom ?
Stranger: THEY HAD TO PUT HER DOWN
Stranger: BECAUSE THEY SAID SHE WAS TOO OLD
You: what a cruel world..... T-------------------------------T
You: i lost my mom in a wide sea. she lost when i'm busy playing with plankton
Stranger: I THOUGHT WHALES EAT PLANKTON
Stranger: YOU MUST BE A NICE WHALE
Stranger: I AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR MOM
You: yes, i don't eat them. everyone says that i'm abnormal but, how could you eat that cute little thing ?
You: yes i hope she can find me here u_____________u
Stranger: YES, I DON'T EAT CUTE LITTLE THINGS EITHER
Stranger: I ONLY WANT TO PLAY
Stranger: SHE WILL FIND YOU WHALE
You: really ? so what did you eat around this time ?
You: yeaa i love playiing
Stranger: THEY GIVE ME KIBBLE
You: thanks dog. you're a nice dog too :)
You: really ? how is it taste ?
Stranger: IT TASTES LIKE POOP
Stranger: BUT I ALSO EAT POOP
Stranger: SO IT DOESN'T MATTER
Stranger: SINCE I AM DOG
You: haha really ?i hope i can taste poop just a little. but my poop is always dissolved in water u____________u
Stranger: YES THAT IS A PROBLEM
You: the biggest problem ever. it's worse than the teen's love problem.
You: i'm wondering how could they feel like tomorrow will be the doomsday when they had problem with love.
You: really, what happened to the teens nowadays ?? u______________u
Stranger: TWILIGHT WAS A BAD MOVE
Stranger: THAT IS WHY TEENS HAVE PROBLEMS
Stranger: BUT WHAT DO I KNOW
Stranger: I AM JUST DOG
You: yes... argh i'm hungry, if i ate bella right now, does the problem would solved ?
You: yes, me too. i'm just a whale
You: i don't even watch tv -_________________-
You: doooog ???
You: where the fuck are you going ?
You: dooog ??
You: i miss youuuu...............
You: gaaaaaah where are you going ??
You: well since you're leaving the last thing i want to say is....
You: i love you too dog....
You: xoxo, whale
You: ...............................
You: who are you ?
You: short term memory, sorry


maafin kalo bahasa inggrisnya mo kurang bener -____-

gajelas banget. why'd i choose whale actually ?  

3 comments:

  1. salam gan ...
    menghadiahkan Pujian kepada orang di sekitar adalah awal investasi Kebahagiaan Anda...
    di tunggu kunjungan balik.nya gan !

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  2. wah...jago ya bahasa inggrisnya...*brb cari kamus*

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  3. Wah omegle dulu saya sering gunain untuk latian juga tapi sekrang isinya gak bener, apa lagi udah masuk yang versi video. -_______-

    event ngeblog: menulis di blog dapet android, ikutan yuk!

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